For Burn's Night 2020

Brits wha hae 

By Louise Ramsay

Brits wha hae wi Nelson bled

Brits by Boris ably led

Welcome to your Brexit bed

And to poverty!

Now’s the day and now’s the hour

See the front o Brexit lour

See the end of EU power

Claim your sovereignty!

Stem the flow of migrant work

Halt investment in your works

Stop those foreign student jerks

Screw the economy!

Now to fix the NHS

Trust Boris to do what’s best

Go - EU doctors and the rest

Brits can do or die

Free from EU ‘Flus and bugs

(Also EU food and drugs)

Brits will celebrate wi’ hugs

The freedom they will see!

Wha will be a traitor knave?

Wha will fill a coward's grave?

Wha sae base as be a slave?

Let him turn an flee.

Free from rule of Eurocrats

Free from EU food and rats

Foreign languages and prats

Tak your liberty!

No more right to live abroad

Or workers rights we can’t afford

Or green protections across the board

Stem the misery!

End the EU’s book o rules

Health and Safety Protocols

Industry, research and tools

Have a cup of tea!

No more need to deal with knobs

No more markets, cash or jobs

From rights to hold an EU job,

Britons shall be free! 

Scots were raised when Boris won

(Scots wha don’t want Brexit done)

Nicola ca’ed to every one 

Come and follow me!

So Brexiteers may find your freedom

Freer e’en than you could dream on

Free of Scots you’re no sae keen on

Here’s tae liberty!